Roller Coaster Shock

The next time yer on one of dem fancy schmancy roller coasters or thriling rides, grab a handful of nuts and bolts from your pocket, tap the person ahead of you (a fore the ride starts) and ask if he knows where dese go. “I found dem under your seat.” Then put dem away right after he, or she, starts screaming and calling for a ride helper person to come over. Then sit back and enjoy da ride, keeping your innocent look and shrugging.

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